Let’s get right at it, shall we?
Life is supposed to be FUN, and they are not teaching us HOW TO make it that way in school. So, why don’t we begin figuring that out for ourselves?! Let’s take a real and honest look at what we’ve created as our life experience, and see if it’s worthy of us. Let’s take a deep look into ourselves, what we are, what we are capable of, and what we need to do to realize our potentiality.
First, please understand, "We get it."
Whether it’s Health, Relationships, or Money, we find there is always an expanded perspective to be experienced in all areas of our lives.
We are either expanding, stagnating, or “f*cking off,” and whichever we’re doing, we always have the responsibility (ability-to-respond) to the ever changing moment; to Transform.
You are transformative.
If you learn to understand this, you can achieve a life experience worthy of YOU. And, we’re here to guide you into this Awareness, and then to where it leads you; beyond...
You are exactly where you are right now due to every choice you’ve ever made, and you will soon be exactly where you are due to the choices you begin making right here; NOW.
kNOW this: You are more powerful than you may be aware. We are HERE to guide you into your Understanding of this.
Are you managing your stress, or is it stressing you? Has a career plateau, or a lackluster relationship lulled you into a sedentary lifestyle? Are you ready to start living with more fulfillment and joy? This is totally within your capabilities. And, we’re here to help you prove it to yourself.
Is Apathy taking its toll? Are unrecognized assumptions holding you back? Is it obvious that change is necessary, and you can’t see a clear path to win/Win/WIN solutions? Want to take your relationships to the next level, even if it means making personal change? It’s your time to become the best YOU you can be.
Are you being paid what you’re worth? Do you wake up every morning excited for how you get to share your day with others? You are worth finding the meaning, and having fulfillment in your career, & being well paid. Let’s stop bitching about what we don’t want, and start taking action on what we do!
I was a half year away from completing my 4 year University program when I first encountered The Nowhere Tour. Within 7 days I learned more about what actually matters to me than I did in all of my previous college experience.
So...I didn’t go back. The next thing I knew I was making $100k at The Ritz Carlton in Hawaii (as "the pool boy"). I was noticed by a PRO surfer, and was shown the way of The Wave, and since then I’ve surfed in “INDO” on my way to New Zealand, and I’ve been living here in NZ, hiking my way thru amazing experiences, and/And/AND...
So, I say, "Begin Your Tour. Learn to EA$E & FLOW."
— Mitchy Wilder, The Way Of The Chucklehead
Ask yourself this question, “Where will I be, given my current vision for myself, in 90 days, let alone a year, if I keep making the choices I’m making now?” Odds are good there are some big goals you'd like to achieve, even some bucket-list items you’d like to cross off. Well, NOW is the time to clarify your priorities and develop the actions that will get you those results.
Joe Wilkinson has developed a Way of Leaning into The Now & Here, and as "The Creative" behind the nowheretour.com Brand, and serving as Nowhere Tour Director, he guides others to do the same. He immersed himself in the concept of Human Potentiality over two decades ago and has been curating and creating Transformational Tours around our potentiality ever since. Having left an unfulfilling career in banking to “go skiing, until he figured it out,” he moved to the Rocky Mountains of Colorado, skiing and snowboarding for nearly a hundred days straight, meditatively contemplating the role best suited for his primary fascinations; Awareness, Perception, and Empowered Imagination. While educating himself in these areas (see The Nowhere Tour definition of “Education”) he recognized that our school systems fall short in the teaching of Emotional Awareness, and Positive Psychology. It is his intention to excite Tourists about the value of these Awarenesses.
Joe has worked for over 20 years guiding others to Critically Inquire about their existence and purpose, “Becoming Actively Aware,” and sharing How To Consciously Create the life experiences they truly desire. He is the creator/developer of the ever-evolving Nowhere Tour Tourist’s Guide Book, “DON’T BE A D!CK” (A BOOK OF AWARENESS & CREATIVITY),” and guides from the principles therein.
Joe’s story is its own example of how when we are clear about what we want, and stay focused on the outcome, the people, events, and circumstances align to create the experiences of our wildest imaginings.
In 2016, just such alignments occurred in the form of his partnering with Melissa Kramer to further organize the Tour’s Operations in Costa Rica, and develop Tours in Mexico, Big Sur/California, The Bahamas, Barbados, South Africa and beyond. Look for New Zealand to be added to the list soon, and consider joining these Transformative eXperiences now; here.
When not traveling with Nowhere Tourists throughout the World, he has been known to be found "Summering" in the (231) Area Code.
Melissa Kramer, Chief ExtraOrdinator, Nowhere Tour LLC, and Creator & Guide of The Nasty Mind Escape Plan, Melissa has found her way to the enJOYment of NOW and HERE through her own lifestyle transformation. After decades spent working in advertising tech sales with companies ranging from Microsoft, and The Big 3, to Management roles within smaller tech start ups, Melissa is no stranger to the emotionally demanding highs and lows of a successful corporate career.
The observations gained through her professional and personal experiences, including a life-altering divorce, caused Melissa to ponder one key question: WHY do we make choices in life that don't serve us?
Melissa knows firsthand how it feels to be deeply (and secretly) unhappy in a self-created experience. She understands the discomfort of feeling stuck, lacking vision, and struggling to find the direction and actions to create change. She recognized that what was happening was due to choices she had made, and was still making. So she choose to begin making, and taking action on, new and different choices.
Her journey led to the realization that she had become boxed in by the false beliefs and limitations of what she now calls, "The NastyMind." So, she sought the way to break free and escape The NastyMind and allow her authentic self to shine. Now she is living a life beyond her previous imaginings....and loving it!
Since 2016, Melissa has partnered with Joe to expand the Nowhere Tour, where she has found great joy continuing her own expansion while inspiring others to transform their own lives through programs like The NastyMind Escape Plan eXperience.
THE TOUR PROGRAM
(WE USE A SIMPLE 3-STEP GUIDED PROCESS)
Critical Inquiry, into Who We Choose to BE, & Why?
Self Awareness, to Consciously Clarify our True Desires
Creative Empowerment, the “How-To” of being response-able in/for Your Life
JOIN THE NOWHERE TOURIST TRIBE
We understand that everything happens as it’s supposed to, including you visiting us here, now. So, feel welcomed, and be aware:
Due to the highly personalized nature of this program, we limit the number of Tourists we Guide, and suggest you apply now to determine your timeline for participation.
Click on the Apply NOW/HERE button to set up your Free On-Boarding Call, have your questions answered, and determine our next steps regarding timing, and personal needs.
WHO IS THE NOWHERE TOUR FOR?
The Health Aware
○You know you should be doing more to effectively energize your bodily vehicle, tho have found excuses, distractions, or lack of motivation to take right action.
○ You have self-doubts about your ability to return to, or arrive at for the first time, a healthy vibrant energized physical relationship with your body.
○ You simply haven’t learned the micro-habits that best serve your physical vitality, and/or how activate them.
The Relationally Limited
○ Unexpected Challenges or Transitions have stressed a once well-functioning relationship(s), at home, work, or in your social life.
○ Stress, Overwhelm, and/or Complacency has been allowed to influence your ability to effectively communicate.
○ You simply never learned a few relationship enhancing skills that would make all the difference.
○ You no longer love what you do, or maybe never have.
○ You’re stuck at an earnings plateau, and need a boost.
○ You’re not motivated by money, and don’t necessarily need more of it, though you seek freedom from boredom, or are unclear regarding “purpose,” and/or you simply haven’t designed your next self-motivating service proposition.
WHAT IS YOUR MISSION?
The Nowhere Tour was created to Transform YOU into an individual who achieves and evolves their desires, while continuously expanding into their next level of potentiality: JOYFULLY.
Your Mission, should you choose to accept it, is to Expand Beyond the Limitations of your memory, Empower Your Imagination with a Positive Expectant Resonance, and begin eXperiencing this Life as an Amazing Wonderment.
Nowhere Tour: YOU... Aware, Empowered & Joyful.
Go ahead. Step into your next YOU; Self-Created.
"You will feel like you've just met the 'best-friend' you didn't know you could have. It's a Good Thing!"
Jody H. - Entreprenuer
"On Tour, I would sometimes ask myself, 'AM I in The Matrix?,' and the response, 'If I was, it was of my own making." would arise, and this began to shift everything. Climbing my way out from under the limiting ideas I had stacked upon myself has proven to be the 'best, first moves' I've ever chosen. I've learned that The Nowhere Tour eXperience isn't for everyone, but if you've found it, don't question yourself. LEAP! You will find you can 'fly'."
Jodi M. - Entreprenuer, and Positive Psychology Coach
"I didn't get this [nowhere tour guide] guy at first. He seemed a bit 'out there.' Although, once I figured out he actually deeply cares about stuff that really matters to me, too, the things he was sharing proved to be what we all really seek within, 'in here.' I get it now. Investing the time and attention in The Nowhere Tour eXperience pays priceless dividends."
Scott T. -Outfitter, and Guide of Pacific Northwest Wilderness Adventures
If you’ve read this far, you are not normal. And, you don’t seek to be normal. You feel there’s something more to what you are, and you simply haven’t reMINDed yourself as to What That “MORE” is?
Well, get excited! You’ve just found what you’ve been looking for: The Nowhere Tour.
The Nowhere Tour is The eXperience of you; Becoming YOU!
We are going to address your big questions, reveal untruths that you may not even know you are limiting your experience with, and you will Re-Cognize what you are capable of in this life.
Welcome into the next stage in The Adventure of Your Life!
In the marketing game the buzz words “pain points” have become the focus of where to focus our attention, and a key question is something like, “How do we identify what people are suffering, and give them a quick fix for that?”
The Nowhere Tour asks, “What is the equation that produces JOY & EMPOWERMENT, and how do we access the variables to make that equation FUNction for ourselves?”
Before entering into The Tour eXperience, each potential participant engages in our On Boarding Process to develop an understanding of What We Do together, and determine whether We Are Aligned in a shared Mission: “More Fun & Joy in This Life eXperience!”
There’s no “Sales Process” - we feel that if you’re embarking on the inner journey of self discovery, and investing your well earned money in the guidance that will allow you a more direct path to your desired experiences in this world, it’s worthwhile to kNOW what you are venturing into, and How We’ll Roll... then we simply make the choice to take action.
After joining, Tourists gain access to a number of beneficial features including:
Ability to book any of our featured Nowhere Tour Experiences ranging from online programs to weekend intensives, and then onto week long re-treats. The world is our playground!
Access to your own private touring space within our membership platform where you will interact with the invaluable content relating to your own inward journey.
Invitation into the private online Nowhere Tourist Tribe MasterMind Portal where you can connect with your fellow Tourists to ask questions, share ideas, and most importantly build a tribe of like minded individuals who are all here to support the enjoyment of (y)our eXperience(s)!
Exclusive offers from our select partners’ designed to elevate and expand your ongoing journey.
The Nowhere Tour eXperience Process:
You will immediately receive a Phone or Zoom Call. We will mutually agree to the Terms of The Nowhere Tour, “DON’T BE A D!CK” Tourist’s Guide Book/Agreement, and make any recognizable/relevant enhancements to it for (y)our particular “Start Point.”
.You will be provided access to Your Online Tourist Portal, wherein you will be Guiding Your Tour
You will be Guided thru The “HOW-TO SELF-Identify” Process, and determine where you’re functioning in your day-to-day “Way of Play” RE: Your Health/Relationships/Money Harmonization.
.You will be Guided thru the “Design Your 'neXt NOW' Future-Self Bouncing Off Point” Process
.You will be Guided thru the “Micro-Habits Formulation/Activation” Process
.You will learn that This "WERK is FUNctional," and to enjoy the ride
You will learn something new and relevant about yourself with every interaction you have with The Nowhere Tour eXperience
.You will learn that EA$E & FLOW is (w)HERE You Can Reside NOW
You will learn to Tour Nowhere, Grace-Fully
.You will be invited to Tour [LIVE, out in The World] w/Others who are also Playing Thru their own eXpansions
.You will offer to, and receive much value from “The Nowhere Tour MasterMindTribe.”
These Guided Actions occur via Live ZOOM calls, Videos, and other analog forms throughout The eXperience.
The Nowhere Tour eXperience fee is $10,000 (U.S.), paid upon our mutual agreement to Co-Operate in Touring together..
This is an investment in yourself and in who you are becoming as you begin your next transition. Enjoy making the most of/with it. Every Tourist in (y)our community has made this investment and participated in our On Boarding Process. Without these commitments we couldn't curate (y)our Tribe, nurture the intimacy of our private online platform, and take the time to thoughtfully develop our community, and your eXperience with/in it.
How This Plays Out
If you're feeling ready to begin eXperiencing Your Future Self
in the Now & Here...
In the form below you will share a few bits of data about YOU, and make your $500.00 deposit (fully refundable, should we determine now is NOT the time for [y]our initial Tour eXperience).
If NOW is (y)our time, (Y)OUR On Boarding Process will serve to inform where we start together, and HOW we'll play out your Nowhere Tour eXperience to greatest advantage.
The Nowhere Tour Welcomes You...
Our Tribe of Tourists is as diverse as the ecology of the planet. All we ask is that you agree to the key tenant of The Nowhere Tour …”DON'T BE A D!CK” …from (t)here fun and expansion ensues! If this continues to resonate with you; please join in. We look forward to meeting the you That Is YOU.
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